T‑Shirt — "Barely Alive, Still on Shift" Skeleton Nurse Coffee Tee
This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings wry, cozy humor to long shifts and early mornings. The artwork shows a sleepy skeleton in a worn cardigan, clutching coffee and a clipboard, with the hand-lettered line “Barely Alive, Still on Shift.” It feels like the inside joke among nurses, baristas, ER techs, and night-shift crews — that gentle, exhausted solidarity that comes from doing the work no one sees. The relaxed, slightly lived-in color and soft texture from garment-dyeing make this shirt feel like an old favorite from the first wear. Wear it between overnight rounds, on slow afternoons, or to swap stories with coworkers; the design starts conversations and quietly says, “I was here.”
Product Features:
- 100% ring-spun US cotton: heavyweight, pre-shrunk fabric for durable comfort
- Garment-dyed finish: soft, lived-in color and texture
- Tubular, no side seams with double-needle stitched edges for long-lasting construction
- Sizes S–4XL with relaxed fit and sewn-in label
- Available in 58 colors; constructed in Honduras (Comfort Colors 1717)
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk, heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed after construction for soft, lived-in color and texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching on all seams
- Relaxed fit available in sizes S to 4XL; sewn-in label
- Made in Honduras; available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |