Funny Halloween T Shirt I Fully Intend to Haunt People When I Die I Have a List

This garment-dyed tee carries a sly, dark-humor vibe — a relaxed, heavyweight cotton shirt printed with a cheeky skeleton illustration and the line: “I fully intend to haunt people when I die. I have a list.” The soft, broken-in color and rounded, relaxed silhouette make it feel lived-in from day one. Wear it to low-key hangs, Halloween bar nights, or when you want to send a dry, mischievous message without saying a word. The durable double-needle seams and pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton mean it stands up to repeat wears and washes, while the tubular knit and sewn-in label keep the fit clean and simple. Available in many colors and sizes, this tee blends comfort, grit, and a wicked sense of humor into one everyday staple.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz) for durability and comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage-like color and texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for a clean look and long-lasting build
- Relaxed fit available from S to 4XL with sewn-in label for comfortable, consistent sizing
- Made in Honduras; available in 58 color options to match your style

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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