Everything Hurts Stick Figure T Shirt Funny Pain Relatable Tee
Everything Hurts Stick Figure T Shirt Funny Pain Relatable Tee
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.48 | 19.02 | 20.51 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 26.02 | 27.99 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.01 | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 31.02 | 32.01 | 32.99 | 34.02 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.09 | 7.48 | 7.87 | 8.27 | 8.66 | 9.06 | 9.45 | 9.84 | 10.24 |
Soft, breathable cotton with a relaxed, classic cut carrying a quietly funny sketch: a simple stick figure annotated with ‘Oww!’ across every limb under the headline “EVERYTHING HURTS.” It’s the kind of tee you reach for when you want to say “I’m human” without saying a word — whether you’re nursing a sore muscle after a long hike, surviving a late-night shift, or embracing the glorious aches of getting older. The lightweight fabric drapes easily and layers well under jackets or over long sleeves. Subtle sleeve prints and neat ribbed collar detail give it a finished look that still reads effortless. Wear it around town, on recovery days, or when you need a little self-aware humor to get through the day.
Product features
- Side seams for longer-lasting shape and structure
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for elastic shape retention
- Shoulder twill tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching
- Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd² cotton body — breathable all-season wear
- DTF sleeve prints; meets EU REACH with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat