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This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings a cheeky sense of humor and lived-in comfort to everyday wear. A playful highland cow illustration, sunglasses, and a steaming cup sit beneath the phrase “I Asked To Be Smoking Hot — Menopause Said, Say No More,” turning a frank, funny moment into a bold wardrobe statement. The heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton softens with each wash while the garment-dye gives the color depth and a vintage feel that complements the retro-pastel artwork. Wear it to brunch with friends, on low-key outings, or when you want to spark a laugh and honest conversation — it’s casual, warm, and unapologetically real.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton: heavyweight (6.1 oz) for durability and comfort
- Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sizes S–4XL
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitched for lasting construction
- Available in 58 colors with a sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Menopause Smoking Hot T-Shirt Funny Cow with Sunglasses & Drink
$23.79
Sale price
$23.79
Regular price
$33.99
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton: heavyweight (6.1 oz) for durability and comfort
- Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sizes S–4XL
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitched for lasting construction
- Available in 58 colors with a sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean